Monday, November 30, 2009

Have any Pentacostals refused to take Plavix and Lipitor after being diagnosed with Atherosclerosis?

Question:

Are they afraid it will flush Jesus out of their hearts along with the fatty materials such as cholesterol, and is just another trick by evil science to make them lose faith?

Answer:

Scientists are evil. There's no doubt about that, what with making up the entire fossil record and all. I don't think we even have skeletons in us. I think that's just a load of bull made up by the evolutionists. But the ones working on the medicines needed for one's own survival, those are the exceptions. And if any church leader desires something that automatically becomes non-evil, too. That's how God works. Everybody knows that.

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